As we’re working hard to reverse osteoporosis, let’s take a minute to tickle our funny BONES!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

Q. What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!

Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-BONE.

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart

Bonus Bone Joke:

Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !

“A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the bones.” Proverbs 15:30

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1 Comment on 7 Silly Knee-Slappers about Skeletons!

  1. Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
    A: Nothing gets under their skin!

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