As we’re working hard to reverse osteoporosis, let’s take a minute to tickle our funny BONES!
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q. What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!
Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !
Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart
Bonus Bone Joke:
Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !
“A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the bones.” Proverbs 15:30